While still a couple steps down from the Pyrex clear standard, this scrappy pony newcomer, nicknamed the California Kid, bested the field of veteran clear Cals in head to head match-ups. The California Kid, owned by Colin Jung, said: "I owe my victory to my moral and righteous upbringing, frequent bathing and a diet free of color additives. I welcome meeting those punk-arse Burger Power Twins: CGI Point Top and CGI Round Top in competition on Mount Spokanistan to determine the clear Cal winner." |