So, you say you are trying to use your Droid as a mobile hotspot, and you only have 1XRTT coverage on your side of the road? Well, try the other side of the road.

Wait, you have two bars of 4G LTE coverage over there? Now what to do? Redneck engineering to the rescue! Hang the phone from a tree limb!

But you say you aren't all that comfortable with your phone hanging from a tree? Well, here is a more stable fence post "mount".